…o-o-o-h, o-o-o-h…wish it were Sunday, o-o-o-h, o-o-o-h…

First. My stupid scales say I’m back up that presumably lost 2 pounds. Damn cream cheese-salsa dip. And damn the Fritos Scoops. They were my only splurge all weekend. Besides the wine. And it’s just wrong to damn wine. Maybe I’m retaining water.

Second…it’s time to play Monday Memories! So without further ado…I present (drumroll)…something I remember!!!

Monday Memories

You know what I remember? I remember when I could come home from school and drink about 24 ounces of real Coke. And eat half a box of Cheez-its. And order a small Dominoe’s pizza. Eat the whole thing. Do a little homework after watching back to back M*A*S*H* re-runs sitting in my favorite arm chair. Have supper with my family. And eat 2 or 3 helpings of Momma’s fried chicken, rice and gravy. And. weigh. 100. pounds. That, my friends, is my memory for the day. Sadly self absorbed, but that’s it.

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